A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic
condoms. Clearly impressed he buys a pack. Upon getting home he
announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors" he replies "Gold Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Why Gold of course!" says the man proudly.
The wife responds ruefully "Why don't you wear Silver. It would
be nice if you came second for a change!"