http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs? アメリカンジョーク的なアダルトジョーク募集。幣サイトの作者はアメリカのコメディアンです。 ja 2006-04-24T07:46:17+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/42 ブラジャー男なる奇っ怪な人種が増殖中です。ブラジャーを身に付けることによ って発生する緊張感が日常生活で有利に働き、車の運転時や街を歩いていても普 段以上に注意を払うようになり、交通事故等に遭い難いそうです。普通は万が一 にも救急車で運ばれ、女物下着愛用が発覚する方が大問題に思いますけど…。さ らにその世界でも『勝負ブラ』や『本命ブラ』が存在するらしく、流行の根底が 変態魂ではないだけに尚更不気味です。いっそのこと、マスク代わりのＴバック とか紐パンのキャップなら、より激しい緊張感を味わえると思い… 2006-04-24T07:46:17+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/41 数年前、定年退職した部長がゴルフ練習場で玉拾いのバイトをしていると風の噂 に聞きました。在職中は威張り散らすばかりの能無しだと軽蔑していたけれど、 生計を立てるために芝生の上を必死に走り回る姿が目に浮かび気の毒です。とこ ろが最新情報では、小生意気にレッスンプロの真似事をしているとか…。歯茎が 浮くようなゴマスリだけで重役職にまで登り詰め、接待費で覚えたゴルフのセコ イ腕前で奥様相手に股間のアイアンを振り回しているのでしょうか？腹が立つ！ そういえば彼の同期で素敵な万年係長がいたなぁ。出世に縁が無… 2006-04-23T17:06:19+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/38 バツイチ独身で、セフレが４人もいる女をネットで拾いました。しかも、映画館 痴漢やスワップなどの常連らしく、さぞかしエロい女なのでしょう。期待十分で ご対面！ナンジャコリャ？ボサボサ髪、化粧無し、激安スニーカーが頓珍漢なハ イキングオバサンという雰囲気です。落胆を隠せないまま試合開始、指マンで攻 めれば、昆虫顔でヨガリ狂いながら潮吹き、怖いモノ見たさにマ○コへ顔を近付 ければビックリ仰天、米のとぎ汁みたいな汚水が溢れ、腐ったチーズ風のマンカ スでビッシリ、さらにクサヤ系悪臭に胃液が込み上げます。こん… 2005-06-22T21:44:56+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/37 英語の苦手な営業マンが海外出張で無事に商談を終え、自信満々で有頂天になっ たそうです。しかし最後の最後で大失態。仮契約書を支社宛にファクシミリで送 信して貰おうと思い、「ファック・ミー・プリーズ！」と大声で叫んじゃいまし た。オフィス内は騒然、一斉に周囲から冷たい視線が…、ネタ臭い気がしますが、 これは実話です。私は駐車場とかで大型トラックのスピーカーから『バックしま す。ご注意下さい』という女性の声が聞こえる度に、『ファックします』や『バ ックでします…』と聞こえてしまいますし、ニュースを観なが… 2005-06-10T21:25:17+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/34 　A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic 　condoms. Clearly impressed he buys a pack. Upon getting home he 　announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 　"Olympic condoms?" she blurts "What makes them so special?" 　"There are three colors" he replies "Gold Silver and Bronze." 　"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. 　"Why Gold of course!" says the man proudly. 　The wife responds ruefully "Why don't you wear Si… Ｓｐｉ 2004-09-05T14:12:00+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/33 + Loving Parents ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 　As Barb was getting to know David and his family she was very 　impressed by how much his parents loved each other. 　"They're so thoughtful" Barb said.　"Why your dad even brings 　your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning." 　After a time Barb and David were engaged and then married. 　On the way from the wedding to the reception Barb again remarked 　on David's loving parents and even the coffee in bed.… 2004-09-03T05:16:47+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/32 + Because I am Blonde ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 　Mommy mommy in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF." Is that 　because I am blonde? 　Yes dear that's because you're blonde. 　Mommy mommy we counted one two three but I counted one two 　three four five six. Is that because I'm blonde? 　Yes dear it's because you are blonde. 　Mommy mommy everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra but 　I wear a "C" cup. Is that because I'm blonde? 　No… 2004-08-31T16:31:19+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/31 　I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an 　extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and 　had several vacations homes. 　Since President Bush took office I have watched my entire life 　change for the worse: I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that 　terrible Iraqi War. 　I lost my home. 　I lost my health insurance. 　As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. 　Adding insult to injur… 2004-08-25T06:17:22+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/30 　I was having trouble with my computer so I called the computer 　guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple buttons and solved the 　problem. 　As he was walking away I called after him "So what was wrong?" 　He replied "It was an ID Ten T Error." 　"What's an ID Ten T Error in case I need to fix it again?" 　He gave me a grin. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T 　Error before?" 　"No" I replied. 　"Write it down" he said "and I think you'… 　 2004-08-20T18:29:30+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/29 + Olympic ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 　A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic 　condoms. Clearly impressed he buys a pack. Upon getting home he 　announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 　"Olympic condoms?" she blurts "What makes them so special?" 　"There are three colors" he replies "Gold Silver and Bronze." 　"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. 　"Why Gold of course!" says the man proudly. … 2004-08-20T06:14:53+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/28 　BBQ's - It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. 　When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events 　are put into motion: 　1) The woman goes to the shops. 　2) The woman makes the salad vegetables and dessert. 　3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking places it on a tray 　　 along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes 　　 it to the man who is lounging beside the grill beer in hand. 　4) The man places the … BBQ 2004-07-28T19:31:29+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/27 　One day a guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc I have these 　real bad headaches. What should I do?" 　The doctor replies "Well to get rid of my headaches I just 　have sex with my wife." 　They both laugh. 　A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks "How are you 　feeling?" 　The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much 　better. And by the way Doc you have a lovely home." + 特別な治療薬 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━… 1 2004-06-17T09:08:12+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/26 tempting 　〔形〕誘惑する noxious 　〔形〕《形式》　1 〈気体などが〉体に悪い elusive 　〔形〕　1 〈物人が〉手にはいりにくい fallacious 　〔形〕《形式》　1 人を惑わせる， DT 2004-06-08T15:40:30+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/25 葬式の後の七日法事の最中に、私は酔いと疲れから別室で眠ってしまいました。 人の気配に気付き目覚め、衣擦れの音と微かなコロンの香りを数十センチの距離 に感じます。やがて狸寝入りの視界の端に、バサリと脱ぎ捨てた喪服が落ちるじ ゃありませんか！女の生肌の匂いがプーンと漂ってきて、私の股間はガチガチで す。数分後、女は着替えを終え、狭い部屋から出て行きました。酒席に戻ると普 段着の女性が忙しく動き回っています。２０代の孫娘、４０代の娘と嫁、近所の 奥さん・・・さっきの女は誰やねん！？まさか８２歳の古女房… 激 2004-04-06T17:17:08+09:00 http://6007.teacup.com/hotpics/bbs/24 美人金髪女性が着物なんか着ていると日本人より日本人らしいなんて言われることが有ります。 ですけど日本人男性がアメリカ人よりアメリカ人らしいなどと言われたい場合はどうすればよいのでしょう。 Confucius 2004-03-08T06:41:17+09:00